legend-of-totodile:

I thought this said animal massacre at first and i was thinking “OH MY GOSH that is awful!” but when i realized it said anal, i felt like it was much better :)

(Source: groin-twerk)

posted 2 hours ago, 21598 note(s), reblog

Farter. Nuff Said.

posted 2 hours ago, 2 note(s), reblog

MOTHER

FUCKING

CHARIZARD.

posted 2 hours ago, 1 note(s), reblog

I think we all know the best pokefusion here.

SEASEA

posted 2 hours ago, 0 note(s), reblog

iamtonysexual:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(Source: xionsexual)

posted 3 hours ago, 118581 note(s), reblog

50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

1: What would you name your future daughter?

2: Do you miss anyone?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

7: How late did you stay up last night?

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

20: Who did you last see in person?

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Do you use chap stick?

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

33: What do people call you?

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: What are you listening to right now?

37: What is wrong with you right now?

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

40: What is on your wrists right now?

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

49: Have you ever been to New York?

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

posted 3 hours ago, 78079 note(s), reblog

tagged: #More like 50 Questions to GET ME DOWN! YEAAA!#*Sighs*

(Source: greatbaycoast)

posted 3 hours ago, 1703 note(s), reblog

Reblog if…

unforeseen-reverie:

So my dash is dead. Reblog if you post/roleplay:

Final Fantasy (Any)

Kingdom Hearts

Toradora!

Fullmetal Alchemist

Legend of Zelda

How to Train Your Dragon

Rise of the Guardians

Tangled (any Disney is fine, really)

Lemme follow you then. Kay, thanks ;U;

posted 7 hours ago, 483 note(s), reblog

i-never-knew-that:

Reblog to show you’re against Yahoo from buying Tumblr!

posted 7 hours ago, 12939 note(s), reblog

fuckyeahokamiconfessions:

Submitted by; keyblademasterx73-seran.

{x}

~Out of Light~

You have no fucking idea. MMMMMMMM.

posted 9 hours ago, 9 note(s), reblog

vaeyla:

Pony Plush Giveaway

My dears, I’m giving you the opportunity to get a pony plush for free, the image above is an example of the quality you can expect. This giveaway will end on the 31^st of August

Winner of the giveaway may choose any pony they wish to be made into a plush, even an OC.

You must be following.

Likes & reblogs count, each give you an entry, you can reblog up to three times, no more.

Plush can only be a pony, it can however be absolutely any pony you wish, even an OC.

Winner will be decided by the use of a random number generator

Shipping shall be paid by me.

You’ll have to be fine with giving me your address if you win, otherwise I’ll not be able to have the plush sent to you.

Winner would preferably have either a reference or a full body picture, if they want an OC.

posted 9 hours ago, 2315 note(s), reblog

Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on

caiusqueenbitch:

youmakemypussyquiver:

antisociallysplendid:

deanandcasprofoundlybound:

hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints:

loki-isblue:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

relright:

thecouscousqueen:

kenyabenyagurl:

thinksquad:

Announcement coming Monday

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I smell ads coming if this is true

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT

Passing it on while crying

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m739dxAELc1rteogzo1_500.gif

The first ad i see i’m gonna riot

Is this because we were bad?